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cool, sweat, or all around good
"Yo man, those tiki torches worked out awesome"
"Yea dude... murfin"

"Dude that chick at the party was really hot, and she got naked"
"murfin"
murfin by eltimo December 31, 2007
In a sexual context, the act of placing one's mouth on another's belly (or other area of the body) and blowing, thereby creating both a sonorous and pleasing sound and vellicating the recipient, causing them to squirm. Variations on the murfin include a "wet murfin" (incorporating the excretion of saliva onto the recipient during the act of murfing) and the "hairy murfin" (whereby the murfiner grows a mustache and engages in the act of murfing).
Guy: I gave your mom a murfin last night.
Friend: Dude that's gross!
Guy: Don't worry, it wasn't hairy, just wet. Wet all over her belly.
Murfin by Desimoto March 31, 2010

Crust muffin 

When Emma chamberlain’s makeup is crusty at the end of the day and not blended
I look like a crust muffin
Crust muffin by Abadabadu March 12, 2018

Muffin kisses 

When you give a vagina a little peck on the lips with your face lips, just to let her know you’re there. Step one of eating out a vagina.
My girlfriend loves when I give her muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.
Muffin kisses by Miguel el Nappy October 31, 2020

muffinhead 

An insult almost exclusively used by BadBoyHalo.
Dream: kills BBH
BadBoyHalo: YOU MUFFINHEAD!!!!!
Sapnap: *laughter*
muffinhead by StandUserLeon September 25, 2020

Wagga muffin 

Was suppose to be used as an affectionate term, but was taken as an offensive one.

example:

Aye is a wagga muffin.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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