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MURRRRRRRRR 

Normally a phrase that 442oons Phil Jones uses but is also used by ' Reo Reece Jensen's ' friends to piss him off. In early October 2018 Ashley Jones came up with this phrase as it sounded like Reo but later on he got very VERY pissed off at this joke. So he came up with the level system. He forcefully hired Ali Parnian as his advisor and he had to report any accounts of citizens saying "MURRRRR". Soon after Robert El Jazouli, Daniel Weavers and Ashley Jones were also hired, but Ali was still the top dog. Secretly these advisors exchanged murrrs with each other and sometimes they would be caught by Ali. He would then inform Reo by shouting "HAWWWWWWWWWW"! The advisor would then be sacked and punished by the legendary "ONE HAND SQUEEZE"! This squeeze exerted more than 1000000000 newtons of force and the victim would be armless in a matter of seconds. Ali slowly sacked every advisor which made them turn on him. In late 2018, Freddie Howden recorded a 2 second recording of Ali saying murrr. Ali was sacked but not punished as he was Reo's most loyal advisor to date. Reo's business went bankrupt shortly after and everyone were able to say murrr whenever and however they pleased. Reo now spends all day looking at shitty shaggy memes and is going to be disabled in a couple of months due to his knees.
Advisor: Hey, look at what I'm gonna say... MURRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Ali: HAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Reo: WHAT, GERRRRR!
MURRRRRRRRR by Xbox1spaz69 March 10, 2019
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The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
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