aka Hiya. The most adorable sweetheart you'll find. She's hot af and pure awesomeness with her beautiful mind and yet so humble that you won't stop falling for her uncountable number of times.
She'd blow your mind like nobody ever has or ever will. That girl is a total Murchana.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).