Muppetaholic Share definition Flag Being addicted to having sex while watching films that contain muppets. Squeak: "Whatever. Don't judge me. It's not my fault I'm a muppetaholic." Muppetaholic by MaddieClip December 14, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Muppetaholic mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch