American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights by CringeYukiTM January 21, 2021

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Cunt Munchie

When a womans shorts or other clothing gets ate up by her v'ja which is caused by cunt munching usually ending with a cunt wedgy.

Girl what are you doing grabbing at your private area? I got cunt munchie going on.

When the instructor put the safety harness around me it gave me a major cunt munchie

Cunt Munchie by ashane June 14, 2016

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Mudshit

The act of defecating into a toilet bowl in a manner inexplicable through standard laws of physics. Upon executing a mudshit, at least 90% of the bowl are covered in faeces. Typically, the mudshit remains in the bowl for hours until it becomes unflushable, rendering the lavatory useless.

Unlike the upper decker, which can be considered a witty act of civil disobedience, a mudshit arises from blatant incapability of using a toilet combined with severe malnutrition.

"Dude, my housemate pulled another mudshit!"

"Don't cover the bowl with mudshits!"

Mudshit by thunderfromdownunder86 October 12, 2012

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Turd munchies

When you drop a massive turd and feel hungry afterwards.

Tim ate all of the pizza because he had the turd munchies after dropping a huge deuce.

Turd munchies by Lord Fartington master of shit December 21, 2014

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