Mum Vision

The act of mothers being able to find objects no one else in the house can find.

S: "MA! I can't find the sharpie!"
M: "It's right there. You just left it on the shelf."
S: "Damn, you got some crazy mum vision."

by yogha September 17, 2023

mumvision

The habit employed by teachers and medical professionals when discussing a child, of fixing eye contact on the mum and ignoring the dad entirely.

Hello doctor. I'm here too, turn off your mumvision please.

by Flangetta December 9, 2016

Momvision

Momvision: the faculty that permits moms to see things that are invisible to everyone else in the household, despite their best efforts to locate them.

Rhoda used her momvision to find the ketchup that nobody else could locate in the refrigerator.

by Softhands December 3, 2018