Multiassing

when a person is doing too many tasks at once, a little more than half-assing something.

Michael was multiassing on his psych, bio, and algebra homwork at the same time.

by sarcasmprince October 30, 2017

Multiassing

To be doing more than one ass at once.

"dude last night i got so much ass at once"

"so you were multiassing?!"

"pretty much!"

by Falalala. January 2, 2010

multitasting

The practice of mixing odd flavors in the mouth simultaneously. Some examples of multitasting include eating a piece of citrus fruit too soon after brushing one's teeth, taking a hit off a beer while also chewing gum, or sucking on a breath mint while eating a wasabi-laden sushi roll.

While it is most often a manifestation of absent-mindedness, multitasting has also been deliberately practiced by people who 'just don't give a fuck.' These brave intentional multitasters have inspired humanity for generations innumerable. Kneel before Zod!

Did you see that chick? She just popped a piece of gum in her mouth, chewed it like three times, and then downed half a diet soda. And now...I think...yes!...she's back to chewing the gum! What is this fucktardation?

That's called multitasting, and it is rather odd. But did you know that both the chewing gum and the soda contain a chemical poison called aspartame, which should never have been approved by the FDA?

No, do tell!

Well, it just so happens that Aspartame was passed despite FDA scientists' disapproval by none other than douche nozzle extraordinaire, Donald Rumsfeld.

According to a G.D. Searle's salesperson, Patty WoodAllott, Donald Rumsfeld stated "he would call in all his markers and that no matter what, he would see to it that aspartame be approved this year."

An interview with consumer attorney Jim Turner revealed how Donald Rumsfeld "called in his markers" as part of Reagan's transition team in 1981. This is why G.D. Searle felt compelled to reapply for aspartame's approval one day after Reagan's inauguration.

This is despite rejection of aspartame over brain tumors.

What a bunch of sweethearts, huh? I wish asshats Rumsfeld and that stupid band 311 would all go die in a fire.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 22, 2010

multitasking

A polite way of telling someone you haven't heard a word they said. Commonly used on long conference calls, when the speaker is monotonous, boring, or couldn't make a point of one were drawn for them.

Joe: "Blah, blah corporate office blah, blah, leverage proactively blah, blah human capital and grade-A synergy, blah, blah. Do you agree, Jim?"

Jim: "I'm sorry, Joe, I was multitasking, can you repeat that?"

by workinglate February 8, 2007

multiwasting

Multiwasting: verb, the act of doing mutiple time wasting activities at once.

I was watching TV and playing Mario Kart on my DS while updating Facebook on my laptop while talking on my cell phone. I was multiwasting.

by Stenzo March 24, 2011

Facebook Multitasking

The ability of some to change their facebook status, comment on someone else's status, like/dislike someone's status, add a photo, add to someone's wall, etc. on more than one electronic device at a time.

Dad: Where's your mom?

Tristan: She's on the computer, again. Changing her status or something.

Dad: I thought she was on her cell phone?

Tristan: She is...the computer, the cellular, her tablet. She's facebook multitasking.

by skyzza November 27, 2011

are you good at multitasking

Its a reference to a nsfw Karlnap ao3 fanfic

karl: *praying at church prime*
sapnap: are you good at multitasking ? ;)

Dreamxd: IN FRONT OF MY SALAD

by nahneil June 17, 2021