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Mullarkey
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mullarkey • LINUS MULLARKEY • malarkey • Bullarkey • Malarkey Meter • malarkeyologist • Malarkey stick • Mallarey • mularky • mullahey
LINUS MULLARKEY
The description of a fake reason or excuse you used when you have decided it is past time to leave your boring/stupid/slutty/braindead date.
Once she moaned i love you, i pulled a linus mullarkey with the quickness.
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Once the booze wore off, i had to pull a linus mullarkey and get the fuck out of dodge
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Once my friends started in on me about the linus mullarkey i pulled with lucy last friday, i decided to pull a linus mullarkey and sneak out the back door
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Once the booze wore off, i had to pull a linus mullarkey and get the fuck out of dodge
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Once my friends started in on me about the linus mullarkey i pulled with lucy last friday, i decided to pull a linus mullarkey and sneak out the back door
LINUS MULLARKEY by MJKK March 25, 2007
Bullarkey
A combination of bullshit and malarkey meaning something is so absurd it is beyond nonsense and bullshit.
Politicians are full of bullarkey.
bullarkey
Bullarkey is a mixture of the two terms "bull sh*t" and "malarkey". Usually used when in disbelief or in argument.
Student 1: Hey, did you hear? The substitute just assigned a two page essay on Capital Punishment.
Student 2: What!? Class ended 15 minutes ago!
Student 1: I know, it's a bunch of bullarkey!
Student 2: What!? Class ended 15 minutes ago!
Student 1: I know, it's a bunch of bullarkey!
bullarkey by JustReidIt December 7, 2013
Surely Marlarkey
Something that is obviously untrue , usually fabricated in the chaos that is a tweakers mind. Often times surely marlarkey will contridict itself and make little or no sense at all.
Everything that ho told you is surely marlarkey.
You so full of surely marlarkey you believe yer own spew.
You so full of surely marlarkey you believe yer own spew.
Surely Marlarkey by Milan Mistakey July 28, 2008
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