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Mullarkey 

You talk a lot of shite
You talk a lot of mullarkey
Mullarkey by Mullarkey January 29, 2018

LINUS MULLARKEY 

The description of a fake reason or excuse you used when you have decided it is past time to leave your boring/stupid/slutty/braindead date.
Once she moaned i love you, i pulled a linus mullarkey with the quickness.

or

Once the booze wore off, i had to pull a linus mullarkey and get the fuck out of dodge

or

Once my friends started in on me about the linus mullarkey i pulled with lucy last friday, i decided to pull a linus mullarkey and sneak out the back door
LINUS MULLARKEY by MJKK March 25, 2007

Bullarkey 

A combination of bullshit and malarkey meaning something is so absurd it is beyond nonsense and bullshit.
Politicians are full of bullarkey.
Bullarkey by NJ40 February 18, 2007

malarkey 

An Irish-American slang word meaning "bullshit". Most notably used by U.S. Vice President Joe Biden during the 2012 Vice Presidential debate in response to Rep. Paul Ryan's (R-Wis.) critique of the Obama Administration's response to the attacks in Benghazi, Libya.
Joe Biden: "With all due respect, that's a bunch of malarkey!"
malarkey by sjf206 December 30, 2012

bullarkey 

Bullarkey is a mixture of the two terms "bull sh*t" and "malarkey". Usually used when in disbelief or in argument.
Student 1: Hey, did you hear? The substitute just assigned a two page essay on Capital Punishment.

Student 2: What!? Class ended 15 minutes ago!

Student 1: I know, it's a bunch of bullarkey!
bullarkey by JustReidIt December 7, 2013

Surely Marlarkey 

Something that is obviously untrue , usually fabricated in the chaos that is a tweakers mind. Often times surely marlarkey will contridict itself and make little or no sense at all.
Everything that ho told you is surely marlarkey.

You so full of surely marlarkey you believe yer own spew.
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