A combination of bullshit and malarkey meaning something is so absurd it is beyond nonsense and bullshit.
Politicians are full of bullarkey.
by NJ40 February 18, 2007
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Student 1: Hey, did you hear? The substitute just assigned a two page essay on Capital Punishment.
Student 2: What!? Class ended 15 minutes ago!
Student 1: I know, it's a bunch of bullarkey!
Student 2: What!? Class ended 15 minutes ago!
Student 1: I know, it's a bunch of bullarkey!
by JustReidIt December 7, 2013
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“Bullarkey” /bo͝ol ˈlärkē/ or Bull Island Malarkey. When a local Poquoson, Virginia resident tells you a bunch of bullshit foolishness that you instantly realize and/or later confirm is a lie! 😂
My dishonest neighbor Marty on River Drive just fed me more Bullarkey when he said my landlord allowed him to park his shitty car on our lawn. The landlord just emailed me that nobody has permission to park on his property that we’re renting. Let’s call the Poquoson Police Department…again.
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I have Bellarke depression.
by Alec Lightwood March 11, 2018
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over your life and is based on
glances and smiles
See also: the death of me
over your life and is based on
glances and smiles
See also: the death of me
by himynameissacred July 26, 2018
Get the Bellarke mug.Bellarke. The ship of Bellamy Blake and Clarke Griffin from 'The 100'. The writers and directors call it platonic. We call it Love. All though they don't know that they love each other, everyone else does. Bellamy's sister, Octavia, sees it. Clarke's first love, Finn, was threatened by it. When under the control of ALIE, Clarke's mom, Abby, used it against her. Bellamy's friend Miller, jokes about it. Everyone sees it. But they choose to ignore it. Why? Because if they were a couple, it'd put all of the other fictional couples to shame. Instead, us fans, profess it. There are fan fictions, edits, wallpapers, scenes, merchandise and emails to Jason Rothenberg. We will not silence this. Love is love. Kass Morgan wrote about it in the original book series. So not putting it into the script is really fucked up. My only advice for bellarke shippers is to wait for season 6, watch those edits, read those fanfics and read the novels.
"Bellarke is endgame."
"Bellarke makes you smile just thinking about it. Seriously. Think about it right now. I saw you smile!"
"Bellarke makes you smile just thinking about it. Seriously. Think about it right now. I saw you smile!"
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Once she moaned i love you, i pulled a linus mullarkey with the quickness.
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Once the booze wore off, i had to pull a linus mullarkey and get the fuck out of dodge
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Once my friends started in on me about the linus mullarkey i pulled with lucy last friday, i decided to pull a linus mullarkey and sneak out the back door
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Once the booze wore off, i had to pull a linus mullarkey and get the fuck out of dodge
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Once my friends started in on me about the linus mullarkey i pulled with lucy last friday, i decided to pull a linus mullarkey and sneak out the back door
by MJKK March 25, 2007
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