Bullarkey 

A combination of bullshit and malarkey meaning something is so absurd it is beyond nonsense and bullshit.

Politicians are full of bullarkey.

Bullarkey by NJ40 February 18, 2007

bullarkey 

Bullarkey is a mixture of the two terms "bull sh*t" and "malarkey". Usually used when in disbelief or in argument.

Student 1: Hey, did you hear? The substitute just assigned a two page essay on Capital Punishment.

Student 2: What!? Class ended 15 minutes ago!

Student 1: I know, it's a bunch of bullarkey!

bullarkey by JustReidIt December 7, 2013

Bullarkey 

“Bullarkey” /bo͝ol ˈlärkē/ or Bull Island Malarkey. When a local Poquoson, Virginia resident tells you a bunch of bullshit foolishness that you instantly realize and/or later confirm is a lie! 😂

My dishonest neighbor Marty on River Drive just fed me more Bullarkey when he said my landlord allowed him to park his shitty car on our lawn. The landlord just emailed me that nobody has permission to park on his property that we’re renting. Let’s call the Poquoson Police Department…again.

Bullarkey by PBR Defined This, Yer Welcome! May 31, 2023

Bellarke depression 

Being so upset that The 100 writers can't make Bellarke happen, but they have the best chemistry ever

I have Bellarke depression.

Bellarke depression by Alec Lightwood March 11, 2018

Bellarke 

The biggest ship that will take
over your life and is based on
glances and smiles

See also: the death of me

"Bellarke will be the death of me"

Bellarke by himynameissacred July 26, 2018

Bellarke 

Bellarke. The ship of Bellamy Blake and Clarke Griffin from 'The 100'. The writers and directors call it platonic. We call it Love. All though they don't know that they love each other, everyone else does. Bellamy's sister, Octavia, sees it. Clarke's first love, Finn, was threatened by it. When under the control of ALIE, Clarke's mom, Abby, used it against her. Bellamy's friend Miller, jokes about it. Everyone sees it. But they choose to ignore it. Why? Because if they were a couple, it'd put all of the other fictional couples to shame. Instead, us fans, profess it. There are fan fictions, edits, wallpapers, scenes, merchandise and emails to Jason Rothenberg. We will not silence this. Love is love. Kass Morgan wrote about it in the original book series. So not putting it into the script is really fucked up. My only advice for bellarke shippers is to wait for season 6, watch those edits, read those fanfics and read the novels.

"Bellarke is endgame."
"Bellarke makes you smile just thinking about it. Seriously. Think about it right now. I saw you smile!"

Bellarke by Insta: @directixnr.edits July 18, 2019

LINUS MULLARKEY 

The description of a fake reason or excuse you used when you have decided it is past time to leave your boring/stupid/slutty/braindead date.

Once she moaned i love you, i pulled a linus mullarkey with the quickness.

or

Once the booze wore off, i had to pull a linus mullarkey and get the fuck out of dodge

or

Once my friends started in on me about the linus mullarkey i pulled with lucy last friday, i decided to pull a linus mullarkey and sneak out the back door

LINUS MULLARKEY by MJKK March 25, 2007