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A crazy, happy, semi-strange, average, and brunette girl that says "Jeezo" a lot. She also uses excessive "!"s and is addicted to
speed.
A:Oh jeezo! that girl is totally a Mulkern!
B:Yeah definitely dude!!!
Mulkern by muahahaha? October 8, 2008
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The Mulkern special 

When you absolutely dummy someone cheeks.
After work I gave the vice the mulkern special;)

The mulkern special 

When you absolutely dummy someone’s cheeks.
After work I gave the vice the mulkern special;)

The mulkern special 

When you absolutely dummy someone’s cheeks
After work I gave Amelia Earhart the mulkern special.

Pulling a Mulhern 

Drinking hot coco too quickly such that it shoots up your nose and burns your internal nostrils. This causes such pain that it causes a large whooping sound and induces tears.

It is not the same thing as doing it with Tea, Coffee, or another Hot Beverage. It must be Coco.
Dave made pat laugh and snort coco through his nose. Man he really was Pulling a Mulhern when he started screaming "my nose, my nose, ahhhhhh it burns and everything smells like chocolate...help meeeeeeeeeee"
Pulling a Mulhern by catchThis21 December 11, 2009
Mulhern – is an Irish term meaning to make or do something of extremely high quality with great wisdom. This word comes from old Ireland when "Mulhern The Great", controlled all elements of earth and man. Believe to be an Irish demigod of fire, earth, water, metal, nature, art, sex, sport and history. An extremely wise and talented person can be honored with the last name Mulhern.
Whoever designed this building must have been a Mulhern.
mulhern by mulhern February 21, 2017

Mulhern’d 

When a group of extremely geriatric women enter the bar and cuck your seats out from underneath you.
We really Mulhern’d those ass-hats outta their seats last night didn’t we ladies? Classic us.
Mulhern’d by rickmulhern July 22, 2019
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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