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when you take your GF out to the woods and kill her, then go back a few days later with a friend and you put your mouth around her pussy. Then have the friend jump on her stomach and all her decaying guts shoot into your mouth via her rotted vagin.
dude i havent seen jane in like 2 weeks, i wonder if she's ok

she's not, i pulled a mulker on her the other day, so she is definitely not ok.
Mulker by duuude444222 October 22, 2009
When you have a friend you’ve known for at least 5 years cuck around and start messing around with the town lot lizzard receiving most sexually transmitted diseases
You stupid mulker. How do you think your girlfriend is going to feel about this.
Mulker by CertifiedMulker September 9, 2025
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guy 2: MILK
Milkers by LolMILK March 22, 2021

anime milkers 

huge ol’ anime tits, when “anime tiddies” just doesn’t cut it
Carl: Hey melvin, you seen the absolute size of those anime milkers?
Melvin: sure have, CJ. They’re massive dawg!

Moof-Milker 

Any person who tries to fix that which is not broken. Usually, they will add unnecessary parts to the thing they are trying to fix, thus overly complicating and then breaking said thing.
Han Solo (in response to the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon not working): Hey! Some moof-milker put a compressor on the ignition line.
Moof-Milker by SkubalaHead June 7, 2016

mommy milkers

mommy milkers means big boobs
"Damn girl.. Nice mommy milkers"
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Mommy milkers

Fancy kinky word to say breasts, tits, or bobs
Person 1: her mommy milkers big

Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Wanna fuck
Mommy milkers by marshalsebf October 10, 2020
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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