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Angry Muzzeldini 

The Angry Muzzeldini is bascially a mix between the muzzel loader, the houdini and an angry pirate. In order for an Angry Muzzeldini to be executed perfectly the perpitrator will need a can of dip (Skoal, grizzly or coppenhagen for best results) a friend and a bitch who'll take it in the pooper. Whilst fucking a girl with a nice pinch in your mouth you will scoop out the dip and procede to place the dip on the inside rim of her asshole. At this point you will pull out and let your friend who was hiding in the closet come out and push the dip into her anus with his dick. Next you will need to run outside and knock on the window to show the girl that you are no longer the one fucking her. Your friend will finally pull out, and once she turns around to see who is actually fucking her, will nutt in her eye followed by a swift kick to the shin. The end result is a girl with tobacco in her ass, being fucked by a stranger whilst looking like a pirate.
Dude Hannah freaked the fuck out when Jack and I pulled off the Angry Muzzeldini
Angry Muzzeldini by AdamJamoWill October 10, 2011
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The cutest guy in the crowd. The coolest person you could talk to. Real chill!
Wow, he is deff the mizell in the group.
mizell by cody mizell May 26, 2008
a beautiful asian girl, mainly a filipina, who has a nice and kind soul. she mainly likes alternative rock music, and is very interested in hiking, exploring, and finding an adventure.
Mizella is watching netflix
Mizella by yeyeeyeyeyee July 1, 2019

tennessee muzzelloader

your fucking a bitch doggy style then you pull out your dick and take out your dip of copenhagen and put hold it next to her pussy then punch the dip inside her with your dick....tennessee muzzelloader
shut up bitch or ill give you a tennessee muzzelloader
tennessee muzzelloader by zach928 October 1, 2006
A god to the online gaming world. He is the Player Killer, killer. When someone is in trouble on any online game he will make sure the offender will get deleated no matter how much hacking is needed. But allways counting on or trusting him is a risk.
Mizelda=HeartlessAngel

A good hacker you would find in an online game. Acts as an Admin on online boards.
But infact hes a 14 year old from St.Louis.
Mizelda by Mike March 2, 2005
That guy down the street who isn't married and washes his car on his front lawn every Saturday morning in his work boots, extra short cut off jean shorts and no shirt, with a big beer gut and a bad mullet and an extra hairy back.
Jen: Have you seen that Mizel down the street?
Emily: Yeah he totally gives me the creeps...
Jen: But kind of in a good way?
Emily: Yeah I'd let him butter my muffin...
Jen: I'd give him a blumpkin
Emily: Oooo, you're a dirty slut when it comes to Mizels
Mizel by Dump Truck October 21, 2007
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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