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Angry Muzzeldini
The Angry Muzzeldini is bascially a mix between the muzzel loader, the houdini and an angry pirate. In order for an Angry Muzzeldini to be executed perfectly the perpitrator will need a can of dip (Skoal, grizzly or coppenhagen for best results) a friend and a bitch who'll take it in the pooper. Whilst fucking a girl with a nice pinch in your mouth you will scoop out the dip and procede to place the dip on the inside rim of her asshole. At this point you will pull out and let your friend who was hiding in the closet come out and push the dip into her anus with his dick. Next you will need to run outside and knock on the window to show the girl that you are no longer the one fucking her. Your friend will finally pull out, and once she turns around to see who is actually fucking her, will nutt in her eye followed by a swift kick to the shin. The end result is a girl with tobacco in her ass, being fucked by a stranger whilst looking like a pirate.
Angry Muzzeldini by AdamJamoWill October 10, 2011
Related Words
Muizel • Mizella • maizelturd • Mizel • mizell • Mizel Lopez • Muizen • muzzel loader • Maizel • meizel
mizell
mizell by cody mizell May 26, 2008
Mizella
a beautiful asian girl, mainly a filipina, who has a nice and kind soul. she mainly likes alternative rock music, and is very interested in hiking, exploring, and finding an adventure.
Mizella is watching netflix
Mizella by yeyeeyeyeyee July 1, 2019
tennessee muzzelloader
your fucking a bitch doggy style then you pull out your dick and take out your dip of copenhagen and put hold it next to her pussy then punch the dip inside her with your dick....tennessee muzzelloader
tennessee muzzelloader by zach928 October 1, 2006
Mizelda
A god to the online gaming world. He is the Player Killer, killer. When someone is in trouble on any online game he will make sure the offender will get deleated no matter how much hacking is needed. But allways counting on or trusting him is a risk.
Mizel
That guy down the street who isn't married and washes his car on his front lawn every Saturday morning in his work boots, extra short cut off jean shorts and no shirt, with a big beer gut and a bad mullet and an extra hairy back.
Jen: Have you seen that Mizel down the street?
Emily: Yeah he totally gives me the creeps...
Jen: But kind of in a good way?
Emily: Yeah I'd let him butter my muffin...
Jen: I'd give him a blumpkin
Emily: Oooo, you're a dirty slut when it comes to Mizels
Emily: Yeah he totally gives me the creeps...
Jen: But kind of in a good way?
Emily: Yeah I'd let him butter my muffin...
Jen: I'd give him a blumpkin
Emily: Oooo, you're a dirty slut when it comes to Mizels
Mizel by Dump Truck October 21, 2007
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