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Misery Chain 

A “Misery Chain” describes the "endless cycle" of bad parenting.

"Fucked up parents" create "fucked up kids" who grow up to have more fucked up kids of their own, which keeps the Misery Chain going on and on into the future.

"Misery Chains" are often created by selfish or stupid people with no insight or sense of ethics: playboys, players, skanks, sluts, floozies, druggies, crack heads, dark friends, beach trolls, hill trolls, city trolls and trolls in general.
Wow, she created one “misery chain” having all those “screwed-up” kids by a bunch of different “screwed-up” guys.
Misery Chain by Ian De La Rosa July 20, 2013
A latin word the Warden shouts as he bashes you with his shoulder meaning "Pitiful" or "poor"
'miserum tu' the Warden yells as he knocks you around with his shoulder
Miserum by Lmao_Lucas November 3, 2019

Ges Misérables 

Ges Misérables or ges misérables (pronounced ‘Gay Miz-eh-rahb’) is the ‘Gay Misery’ or mournful depression occasionally experienced with gays faced by overwhelming complexity and societal opposition to their lifestyle ‘choice’. Unbeknownst to most heterosexuals, it requires tremendous psychic energy to even roll out of bed and face a world that is often violently hostile to the way a person thinks, speaks, dresses, walks, votes, emotes and makes love.
Julian was reconciled to his lifestyle choice and seldom experienced ges misérables. Julian’s lover James was no so fortunate however, and often knew despondent freefall into the vast royal blue abyss of the Ges Misérables.
Ges Misérables by Mo Dixley April 15, 2009

Misery Compiler

When you score two or more goals in football in quick succession
"SpencerFC has just scored another that's 3 goals in two minutes #misery compiler"

Miserable Prick 

"Moe."- being in a pitiable state of distress or unhappiness, but also able to remain a complete asshole, making the former "pitiable" person totally obnoxious and easy to dislike!

Pwoper Muser

The growing group of musers well versed in everything related to the band Muse, and its members.

They take their name from a youtube video showing the lead singer, Matt Bellamy (A.K.A. God,) catching a fish, which he proceeds to name "pwoper".

A Muser usually reaches pwoperness when he or she has heard all 126 songs, and knows the lyrics to approximately 76 of them. The definition of pwoperness reaches out to include involvement in the muse community, knowledge of various muse gigs, knowledge of interviews, Affiliation with TakeABow19, and knowledge of every single article of clothing worn by either Matt Bellamy, Dom Howard, or Chris Wolstenholme.
"My sister is a Pwoper Muser. All she ever talks about is the fucking glitterati!"

"I'm a Pwoper Muser. I don't have a favorite Muse album."
Pwoper Muser by TheNoodleFish January 27, 2012