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Someone who behaves like a mug while not being aware they have the symptoms, the condition can affect anyone on any given level of society.

Common symptoms, thinking you're right because you saw it on the TV, or saw it on your favourite social media platform, being an arsehole, staying quite when you should tell the truth, thinking the internet is the best source of information, allowing AI to dictate how you do things while your data is being harvested by people you have never met.
Malcom in human resources is a muggoid because he thinks he knows people, the only person he knows is Jack Shit,
Muggoid by El Yogi December 27, 2025
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Fitzrovian / Dalston dialect: describes mannerisms and behaviour of first or second level or line employees of large corporations and institutions; additionally could also be used to describe lower level managers
Petty and officious behaviour
When confronted by a request that the mugloid cannot or does not know how to handle will reply with the following:
'i'm sorry sir / madam i don't make the rules around here' or;
'i'm sorry sir / madam i don't understand but i don't think we can do that'
mugloid by Fritz von Dalstonus February 19, 2009
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