Muggoid

Someone who behaves like a mug while not being aware they have the symptoms, the condition can affect anyone on any given level of society.

Common symptoms, thinking you're right because you saw it on the TV, or saw it on your favourite social media platform, being an arsehole, staying quite when you should tell the truth, thinking the internet is the best source of information, allowing AI to dictate how you do things while your data is being harvested by people you have never met.

Malcom in human resources is a muggoid because he thinks he knows people, the only person he knows is Jack Shit,

Muggoid by El Yogi December 27, 2025

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mugloid

Fitzrovian / Dalston dialect: describes mannerisms and behaviour of first or second level or line employees of large corporations and institutions; additionally could also be used to describe lower level managers
Petty and officious behaviour

When confronted by a request that the mugloid cannot or does not know how to handle will reply with the following:
'i'm sorry sir / madam i don't make the rules around here' or;
'i'm sorry sir / madam i don't understand but i don't think we can do that'

mugloid by Fritz von Dalstonus February 19, 2009

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a wanker who steals seats and is has very large eyebrows CUNT

harry muggridge is a big juicy bell end

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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