Dammit, I was sucking on a huge new cock last night. Everything was perfect, except I was a little bit drunk, and I broke wind right in the middle of it all. Thank god he was drunk too, and we made a joke and called it mufflered fellatio. We had great sex, but I was pretty embarrassed.

Mufflered Fellatio by susan0506 October 8, 2011

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Yap Mufflehat

A large and foolish hat that when affixed to a dog’s head, succeeds in embarrassing the yapping canine thereby effectively causing a cessation in barking.

I bought my nextdoor neighbors, whom we refer to as the Noisetards, a charming Yap Mufflehat for their yappiest pooch and amazingly it seems to have silenced them all!

Yap Mufflehat by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019

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Muffinhead

Original base word being “Muffin” comes from a popular role play Minecraft player named BadBoyHalo, who insists on calling his friends Muffins or Muffinheads instead of swearing. He doesn’t like swearing whatsoever. Though he is the oldest person there.

Bad: Skeppy you Muffinhead!

Skeppy: What does that even mean lol

Muffinhead by Matsunaki October 28, 2020

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muffinhead

a muffinhead are people who have a muffin for a brain, its also a very sad insult

"You are a muffinhead." said BadBoyHalo

muffinhead by The Globlogabgalab February 7, 2021

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