Muffin Rape
When one during the lunch period sneaks up behind you and takes the top off your muffin and eats it usually accompanied with the sounds NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM muffin rape
Muffin Rape by Andrew Chennisi January 15, 2009
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Muffin Rape
1: His ass is full of crumbs, from the muffin rape.
2: She didnt like that i had some really hardcore muffin rape going on, she kept crying and saying she would never get the crumbs outta' her cooter.
2: She didnt like that i had some really hardcore muffin rape going on, she kept crying and saying she would never get the crumbs outta' her cooter.
Muffin Rape by TwigglesTheShizzles January 3, 2009
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