Muffchest

1. An exceedingly hairy region on the chest.
2. A nickname for a guy with an exceedingly hairy region on the chest.

1. "Hes got a Muffchest"
2. "'Sup Muffchest?"

by Muffchest December 17, 2008

mufflestein

A mufflestein is a woman with a muff (vagina) so hairy that it strikes fear into the hearts of men unfortunate enough to have seen it. She is well past the point of being a simple "muffy" and most likely has a hairy asshole as well.

Random #1: That girl's a muff.
Random #2: No, man, she is THE muff. She is Mufflestein.

by UDFlyer September 11, 2007

muffcheese

Globular nasties in and around the vulva formed from dried secretions, lint and other vaginal nasties.

I woulda eaten you out, but I'm muffcheese intolerant.

by Jared May 4, 2004

Muff-chest

An exceedingly compact hairy region of the male chest.

'What's up Muff-chest?'

by 68'er January 16, 2009