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Mud Muffin

When a girl has the distasteful habit of wiping back to front instead of front to back like a proper lady.
You really don't want to go down on Sandra. i heard she has a nasty mud muffin.
Mud Muffin by junglefeverjake February 27, 2015

Mud Muffin

When a girl takes a shit, wipes ass into her vagina and then you eat her out...
dude your mom is FOREVER doing mud muffins in the dark...
Mud Muffin by y8 April 4, 2009

memphis mud muffin 

When you shit yourself and take your underwear off and fold them over then hand them to your friend
That bastard Carl. He ate Chinese last night then gave me a Memphis mud muffin for breakfast.
memphis mud muffin by Nemout November 3, 2017

Mississippi Mud Muffin 

A possible delicacy during anal sex. A Mississippi Mud Muffin or MMM is the excreted nickle-sized (or larger) poo that may be produced after quickly pulling out during anal sex that is then orally consumed by the penetrated partner. The consumer must say “Mmm!” after consumption for it to be a true Mississippi Mud Muffin.
The chick from accounting totally had a Mississippi Mud Muffin last night! I knew she was a freak!
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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