Mud muffin

Excrement; turd (see fudge dragon)

"My neighbor never picks up after his dog. Every morning on the way to get the paper I step in a fresh batch of mud muffins."

by R. Bowers October 7, 2012

Mud Muffin

When a girl has the distasteful habit of wiping back to front instead of front to back like a proper lady.

You really don't want to go down on Sandra. i heard she has a nasty mud muffin.

by junglefeverjake February 28, 2015

Mud Muffin

When a girl takes a shit, wipes ass into her vagina and then you eat her out...

dude your mom is FOREVER doing mud muffins in the dark...

by y8 February 20, 2009

memphis mud muffin

When you shit yourself and take your underwear off and fold them over then hand them to your friend

That bastard Carl. He ate Chinese last night then gave me a Memphis mud muffin for breakfast.

by Nemout November 3, 2017

Mississippi Mud Muffin

A possible delicacy during anal sex. A Mississippi Mud Muffin or MMM is the excreted nickle-sized (or larger) poo that may be produced after quickly pulling out during anal sex that is then orally consumed by the penetrated partner. The consumer must say “Mmm!” after consumption for it to be a true Mississippi Mud Muffin.

The chick from accounting totally had a Mississippi Mud Muffin last night! I knew she was a freak!

by OMG303LOL June 21, 2019