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mud mask
You wait for your partner to roll to one side of their pillow, shit on the other side, and then watch them roll back onto it.
mud mask by Drummererb August 30, 2006
egyptian mud mask
egyptian mud mask by VanDoctor546 June 12, 2017
foster mud mask
foster mud mask by yazpikle July 22, 2009
Ethiopian mud mask
When you shit on your partner's chest during sexual exploits, then use the shit to create a refreshing mudmask on your partner's face. Bonus points for cucumber slices on the eyes.
Diana was surprised when Andy requested that he start his morning with an Ethiopian mud mask. She obliged and proceeded to shit on Andy's chest and rub the steaming pile into his T-zone. Luckily she still had two slices of cucumber from dinner for his puffy eyes.
Ethiopian mud mask by d.knitster July 10, 2010
chattanooga mud mask
When a guy skeets in a girls butt and pulls out. Then shit and skeet ooze from the girls butt, and the guy collects the mixture. He puts this mixture in a small dessert bowl and smears it on the girl’s face with a popsicle stick. That is a Chattanooga mud mask.
chattanooga mud mask by MaggieO September 4, 2022
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