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Mud Mask 

When u pin someone down and instinctively
fart on their face creating a "Mud Mask"
Man when i had the runs, i gave her a serious mudmask!!
Mud Mask by Mitch April 13, 2005
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mud mask 

You wait for your partner to roll to one side of their pillow, shit on the other side, and then watch them roll back onto it.
"Dude, Jason is gonna give you a Mud Mask tomorrow morning."
mud mask by Drummererb August 30, 2006

Mud Mask 

When a person shits in a womens vagina and then eats her out.
Last night I gave her a Mud Mask and my face still smells like shit.
Mud Mask by Manotaur December 30, 2007

egyptian mud mask

Smearing your hot smelly shit on the face of your sexual partner after receiving a blumpkin
She blew me on the toilet so I gave her an Egyptian mud mask

foster mud mask

where a guy shits on a girls face, then rubs it in and lets it dry
woman: hay honey my pores are feelin a little dry.
man: do u want me 2 give a foster mud mask.
foster mud mask by yazpikle July 22, 2009

Ethiopian mud mask 

When you shit on your partner's chest during sexual exploits, then use the shit to create a refreshing mudmask on your partner's face. Bonus points for cucumber slices on the eyes.
Diana was surprised when Andy requested that he start his morning with an Ethiopian mud mask. She obliged and proceeded to shit on Andy's chest and rub the steaming pile into his T-zone. Luckily she still had two slices of cucumber from dinner for his puffy eyes.

chattanooga mud mask

When a guy skeets in a girls butt and pulls out. Then shit and skeet ooze from the girls butt, and the guy collects the mixture. He puts this mixture in a small dessert bowl and smears it on the girl’s face with a popsicle stick. That is a Chattanooga mud mask.
Did you see me give that girl that Chattanooga mud mask
chattanooga mud mask by MaggieO September 4, 2022
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