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An unfortunate side effect for the pitcher from engaging in anal sex. Encasing the penis with poo from scraping the rectum wall. Typically experienced by dirty man on man anal sex.

Oh Sven, my dick looks like a mud cone! You forgot to douche your ass before I bare backed you.

I know Dedric, but it feels so good...

Mud Cone by EIV November 15, 2009

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Mud Cone

When an uncut penis gets covered in shit from anal and gets trapped under the foreskin.

Bro, Steve got a mud cone after him and Sarah tried anal.

Mud Cone by Kaigon February 8, 2020

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Mudcone

A very effiminate homosexual male especially one who is very "over the top" on his gayness.

Roy: "Dan just bought some ass-less pants."
Floyd: "Oh yeah, that motherfucker is a serious Mudcone."

Mudcone by Crotch the High Seat July 3, 2011

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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