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mud boating

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, between the ass-cheeks of another person, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.
-I'm into some pretty weird stuff, but mud boating isn't one of them.

-Cane: I'm going to get intimate with your sister...
Josh: After you mud boat me mother fucker!!

-She so fine, I'd mud boat the shit outta that bitch!
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Mud Boating

The art of sticking your head between a anal crevious, shaking it left and right whilst blowing a rasberry.
Shit the bed, I was mud boating Erin last night and I think I swallowed a haemoid.
Mud Boating by Brownie CH October 18, 2008

african mud booting 

the act of two african males placing thier butt holes together and deficating in eachothers rectums
after a night of african mud booting i shit blood and corn for days. I dont even eat corn.

mudboating

When someone motorboats a mudbutt.
Dude, she was motorboating my ass, and i totally went mudbutt! Bitch was mudboating!

Mudbooting 

To unlace ones' boots, only to re-lace boots with the addition of desired livestock's rear feet also placed in boots; ensuring the animal will not run away in the process of making love.
Sterling College: where the men are manly, the women are too, and the sheep run like hell. Mudbooting
Mudbooting by Faces of Meth February 22, 2011

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026