Mud Boating

The art of sticking your head between a anal crevious, shaking it left and right whilst blowing a rasberry.

Shit the bed, I was mud boating Erin last night and I think I swallowed a haemoid.

by Brownie CH August 28, 2008

mud boating

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, between the ass-cheeks of another person, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.

-I'm into some pretty weird stuff, but mud boating isn't one of them.

-Cane: I'm going to get intimate with your sister...
Josh: After you mud boat me mother fucker!!

-She so fine, I'd mud boat the shit outta that bitch!

by Get in the car Cane. March 31, 2010

Mississippi Mud Boat

The act of bobbing in the toilet for feces while someone is performing anal sex from behind.

This is one hell of a weird Halloween party, Mike! Did you see they're doing the Mississippi Mud Boat down by the bonfire?

by Bird Dog and T January 19, 2008

Mississippi Mud Boat Ride

5 or more men performing anal sex in-line with each other. Extra points if it's incestuous.

Hey Tom, the guys wanna know if you're in for a Mississippi Mud Boat Ride this weekend?

by Big Ern Mccracken February 17, 2020

Mud Boat

When you blow your nose in a persons butthole.

I mud boated her so hard with my nose I sent shock waves up her mud river.

by Lilguacamole24 April 14, 2022