Bitch ass pussy ass fuck ass lame ass hoe ass dirty ass nigga who roleplays as a king/celebrity/higher power even though nobody knows him and glazes white women as a black man himself. He does this because he really likes lightskins more but hes too much of a chopped piece of shit for them to give him a chance so hes better off taking a white woman who would date an african bullfrog.
Mtoofed is such a lame ass nigga
by MelaniefromIC September 7, 2025
Get the Mtoofed mug.1. To be bumped off-line for no apparent reason. Expression said to be derived from the acronym “moof” = modem operation foul-up.
2. To be plagued by a mythical creature called a moofie which causes modem and other network problems.
2. To be plagued by a mythical creature called a moofie which causes modem and other network problems.
by Zabad July 24, 2005
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(1)One who is inherantly lazy and witout motivation(2) to be complacent.
(3)An obese peson who consumes large proportions of food and drinks, who makes no attempts at changing thier behavior.(4)resembling a cow.
(3)An obese peson who consumes large proportions of food and drinks, who makes no attempts at changing thier behavior.(4)resembling a cow.
She is very moofed out, she hasn't moved an inch today!
He is so moofed out, he doesn't care about anyting.
That lady was so moofed out, she was nearly 500 pounds!
He is so moofed out, he doesn't care about anyting.
That lady was so moofed out, she was nearly 500 pounds!
by namllrn April 27, 2004
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Get the Moofed mug.When a girl promises/offers a guy sexual favors over the internet, usually via AIM or another instant messenger, but never makes good on it.
by MrTryker July 15, 2010
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