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Mr.p is a guy who lost his hairline a long time ago he was out for a walk 2002 feb 29 and he lost his hair line because a ledgend was born and he new he could not be defeated but this immortal.
Student- Hey mr.p wheres yea hairline?
Me.p- up your ass GO FIND MY BINDER. YOU "DIFFICULT STUDENT.!
Mr.p by The_Lonly_egg17 May 1, 2018
A word to describe a guy who is an absoulte legend.
1, Dan is Mr P, he is awesome!!
Mr P by Jayne M December 16, 2008

Mr P Herbert 

Mr P Herbert by Mr P Herbert October 12, 2020
A mr p is a man what will steal your girl, lock you in a cupboard while he fuck your woman. He also drives very slowly in the school zone from 8-9 and 3-4
“Hey have you heard of John”
“Yeah I heard he’s a right old A Mr P”
A MR P by Jhonny big penis January 15, 2020
The God of Quick Writes.
Mr. P tells sean to sit down.
Mr. P by Person with authority February 1, 2019
A dude who changed my life and the lives of others. He was the best teacher anyone could ask for. He could brighten up your day with just a smile or a funny joke. He will be missed.
Hey, is that Mr. p?

Yea, that dude changed my life.
Mr. p by Lee0506 November 6, 2019
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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