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Someone who talks excessively about nothing ~ tells stories that happened 30 years ago
Mike: Back in 1985, I was driving around the farm... I saw a football.... my high school football team was awesome. We went to the championship. ..
Jill: Ok Mr.May
Mr.May by M4TA July 27, 2016
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Mr Maynard

The Blaster of Thomas Davie and Antonio Rees. As well as the Detention gifter to Blake Burgess. (Used to be chill, now out for revenge).
Thomas Davie and Antonio Rees: *Search up Bad Boy things on the internet*
Mr Maynard: *BLASTS*
Blake Burgess: *Laughs at Inappropriate joke just after Blast*
Mr Maynard: *GIFTS DETENTION AND FARTS OUT NOSE TO KNOCK OUT ALL BIG BOIS*
Mr Maynard by Ventureofthe6 May 7, 2019

mr maysonet

an annoying bitch who doesn’t teach anything but stays on his laptop and yells at students for no reason. he should just get fired already atp . also his name is like mayo
what did you learn in science?

absolutely nothing. that faggot mr maysonet doesn’t teach anything at all.
mr maysonet by concashzz July 6, 2023

Mr.Mayer 

BAAAAASSSSEEEBBBAALLLL
Mr.Mayer loves to play baseball.
Mr.Mayer by Seahawks123 November 10, 2016

Mr Mayner 

A man that is short funny muscular and humble guy that loves kids and hit a lot a bumpy stuff in his life
Mr Mayner Is a great guy

Mr Mayner is a great Teacher
Mr Mayner by @teacherzrule4real October 12, 2019

Mr Maynard

Great Fella, Honestly just a fantastic fella, what a fella, he likes to eat fellas, your mum is a fella.
Mr Maynard's Famous Quote: Hey Fellas, today were doing mentals mastery

Mr. Chi City Mayne 

hey, man did you see the new Mr. Chi City Mayne video? It was freakin hilarious.

WE HAD AN OVERLAPSATION SITUATION

SOAP TO THE DOME BITCH!

HIT THEM LITTLE NIGGAS WITH A FREEZE POP

OHHH, MR GARLIC?!?!!?
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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