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Mr. V • Mr. Valencia • MR. VALID • Mr. Valley • Mr. Vampire • Mr. Vanoss • Mr. Van Rossum • Mr. Van Sickle • Mr. Velez • Mr. vexed
Take a picture with Mr V if your cool
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Mr.Vargas
Mr.Varagas (or however you fucking spell his name) is a shitty ass vice principal who thinks he's better than everyone else. He thinks he can better Lake Side Middle School by breaking up groups in Lunch and forcing them to sit away from their friends. And sit by rachet hoes they don't even know. No one can eat in peace before he starts spitting in your face! He's gonna have to bend down on some knees so we can get some more fucking lunch tables!!!
Student: Have you heard Mr.Vargas split up our group today?
Other student: Ugh yes, he needs to have some dick up his ass so he can stop whining like a bitch.
Other student: Ugh yes, he needs to have some dick up his ass so he can stop whining like a bitch.
Mr.Vargas by StarvedLakeSideStudent February 17, 2019
Mr Vince
Mr Vince by Kajus Vaicuis March 29, 2021
Mr. Vokoun
Mr. Vokoun is AMAZING!
He’s a caring teacher, director, and an ally so you know he’s there for you no matter what. He’s a dramatic steak lover, Halloween fan, and basketball player. If you have him as a teacher then you really need to cherish him and “The Outsiders” !
Make sure to use Times New Roman in 12 point and double spaced or you know he will send it back, but just keep in mind that he’s very generous when grading!
He’s the type of person in ANY conversation to ask “Is it steak?” or “Is it gluten free?”(but not in an annoying way).
Overall he’s a great guy and though he may give many projects, they do help when exams come along!
He’s a caring teacher, director, and an ally so you know he’s there for you no matter what. He’s a dramatic steak lover, Halloween fan, and basketball player. If you have him as a teacher then you really need to cherish him and “The Outsiders” !
Make sure to use Times New Roman in 12 point and double spaced or you know he will send it back, but just keep in mind that he’s very generous when grading!
He’s the type of person in ANY conversation to ask “Is it steak?” or “Is it gluten free?”(but not in an annoying way).
Overall he’s a great guy and though he may give many projects, they do help when exams come along!
Mr. Vokoun is our favorite teacher so we are making this for teacher appreciation week!
No one:
Mr. Vokoun: IS IT STEAK?!??
No one:
Mr. Vokoun: IS IT STEAK?!??
Mr. Vokoun by *grumbles* May 1, 2019
mr versatility
mr versatility by Derb27 March 12, 2021
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026