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Mr. V • Mr. Valencia • MR. VALID • Mr. Valley • Mr. Vampire • Mr. Vanoss • Mr. Van Rossum • Mr. Van Sickle • Mr. Velez • Mr. vexed
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Mr.Vargas
Mr.Varagas (or however you fucking spell his name) is a shitty ass vice principal who thinks he's better than everyone else. He thinks he can better Lake Side Middle School by breaking up groups in Lunch and forcing them to sit away from their friends. And sit by rachet hoes they don't even know. No one can eat in peace before he starts spitting in your face! He's gonna have to bend down on some knees so we can get some more fucking lunch tables!!!
Student: Have you heard Mr.Vargas split up our group today?
Other student: Ugh yes, he needs to have some dick up his ass so he can stop whining like a bitch.
Other student: Ugh yes, he needs to have some dick up his ass so he can stop whining like a bitch.
Mr.Vargas by StarvedLakeSideStudent February 17, 2019
Mr Vince
Mr Vince by Kajus Vaicuis March 29, 2021
Mr. Vokoun
Mr. Vokoun is AMAZING!
He’s a caring teacher, director, and an ally so you know he’s there for you no matter what. He’s a dramatic steak lover, Halloween fan, and basketball player. If you have him as a teacher then you really need to cherish him and “The Outsiders” !
Make sure to use Times New Roman in 12 point and double spaced or you know he will send it back, but just keep in mind that he’s very generous when grading!
He’s the type of person in ANY conversation to ask “Is it steak?” or “Is it gluten free?”(but not in an annoying way).
Overall he’s a great guy and though he may give many projects, they do help when exams come along!
He’s a caring teacher, director, and an ally so you know he’s there for you no matter what. He’s a dramatic steak lover, Halloween fan, and basketball player. If you have him as a teacher then you really need to cherish him and “The Outsiders” !
Make sure to use Times New Roman in 12 point and double spaced or you know he will send it back, but just keep in mind that he’s very generous when grading!
He’s the type of person in ANY conversation to ask “Is it steak?” or “Is it gluten free?”(but not in an annoying way).
Overall he’s a great guy and though he may give many projects, they do help when exams come along!
Mr. Vokoun is our favorite teacher so we are making this for teacher appreciation week!
No one:
Mr. Vokoun: IS IT STEAK?!??
No one:
Mr. Vokoun: IS IT STEAK?!??
Mr. Vokoun by *grumbles* May 1, 2019
mr versatility
mr versatility by Derb27 March 12, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.