Mr. Uniform is a code name for a typically attractive dude. They play sports and are amazingly attractive. They are best paired with people whose name starts with "k"
Mr. Uniform is a code name that two best friends give best friend #1’s crush so people don’t know who she likes. People who get called by the name of Mr. Uniform most likely go to a different school than the name giver, and the name giver only know Mr. Uniform through an older family member. Mr. Uniform is kind and caring. He plays baseball, and that is where he gets his name from. He usually has fluffy hair and an AMAZING jaw line. 🤭😉. Oh and he’s best paired with a girl who’s name starts with ‘k’
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!