A high school art teacher and track/cross-country coach famous for his throat punches and catchphrase, “What the?” He is also well known for his off-color jokes and calling his students names like wedgeheads, dingbats, nimrods, and sons of biscuits. Don’t take his nicknames for his students personally bc he jokes with students like that in a way of saying he likes them.
Spencer: “Did you hear that Riley was sent home after Mr. Quisno throatpunched him for ‘being a wedgehead’?”
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.