Mr. Hobby 

The Hockaday teacher who banned the use of fidget spinners and flipping water bottles in his classroom. Every eighth-grader loves him and his wife, and during the February valentine's dance, he brings his wife, and all the Saint Marks boys will come and introduce themselves.

Girl 1: Why is everyone screaming?
Girl 2: It must be because Mr. Hobby and his wife arrived.

Mr. Hobby by cantoloupedealer February 9, 2020

Mr Hobbes 

A Famous Cat off MySpace from New York who got very sick and........ :( Mr Hobbes Forever!!! ^..^

Mr Hobbes is a cat that got sick

Mr Hobbes by mickeynismocat December 30, 2007

Mr. Hobbs 

A tier 0 omnipotence, omniscience, etc teacher. Who is wise and has funny humor. He is divine and almighty; you will die. (not actually).

The absolute Mr. Hobbs is here!

Mr. Hobbs by dijowagryewiua March 22, 2023

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016