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Mr. Boombastic 

Name given to my dick by my girlfriend.

Used to describe ones super-human penis power

Both a title and a privledge given to the manhood of those fortunate enough to have been blessed with a penis that provides women with previously unattainable pleasure and satisfaction. Its what legends are truely made of.
Gf-"Hey babe, I think Mr. Boombastic wants to come out and play with me...can he? Pleeeeeeeeeeease?"

Me-"Of course....after the game....promise."

After the game
Gf-"OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG............OOOOOOOOOOOMG!"
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Mr. Boombastic 

Mr. Lova Lova woaaaaah. The man of your dreamz. An absolute pimp.
"Oh shit dude, Mr. Boombastic just crushed a case of mickies."

Mr bombastic bomba fantastic 

When you are so bombastic bomba fantastic that you have to legally change your name to Mr bombastic
Greg,you are so bombastic I'm gonna call you Mr bombastic bomba fantastic

Mr bombastic

An authoritative figure who you can joke about, say you hate, or claim to be mates with for a laugh
"Me and mr bombastic are tight"
"Mr bombastic wouldn't like this"
"I hate mr bombastic"
Mr bombastic by Gallackflankton December 11, 2025