Mr Tugalot 

Someone who constantly stimulates oneself and likes to brag about it. A mr tugalot can be recognized if they do any of the following:

1. Spend most of their time discussing their porn habits. The type they watch, what they don't watch, how often, where they watch it etc...

2. Anything and everything is wank material to them. They may keep a photo album of mug shots of their friends to use later on.

e.g. A Wank Bank

3. They are extremely shocked to learn that not all of their 'friends' spend their nights tucked inside their rooms with the lights off, their headphones in and a box of Kleenex by their sides.

Frank: You fucking weeaboo scum
Georgia: Shut up Mr Tugalot

Mr Tugalot by Tugg Alott July 16, 2015

Mr Tugalot 

Someone who constantly feels the need to discuss how much they wank. A Mr Tugalot can be identified thorough repeated behavior of the following:

1. Always bringing any conversation to porn. They feel the need to tell people where they watch it, what their favourite type is, how often they watch it etc

2. Constantly making masturbation jokes. Most of the time these don't even make sense. It is also common that their name may rhyme with the word wank

3. Is normally surprised to find out that most of their friends do not spend their evenings with their bedroom doors locked, their earphones in and a box of Kleenex beside them.

Frank: You fucking weeaboo scum
Georgia: Shut the fuck up Mr Tugalot

Mr Tugalot by Tugg Alott July 24, 2015