Mr Terrible 

the true definition of awesome. everything else is shit in comparison. he pees chocolate gold and craps silver apples but refuses to let any orphans have some because death from malnutrition is funny to him. you can never be him, and if you do that means you have become him by killing him...buts thats impossible because he can never die, so fuck off dill weed. He thinks applejacks taste like apples and he can see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch. He doesn't trust Guatemalans, and he thinks Toy Story is the greatest film ever made. It is impossible to hate Mr Terrible because it is a form of bigotry that is punishable under the Queen and her counsel of Hispanic watermelons.

kid 1: I wish I was Mr terrible
kid 2: Too bad asshole
kid 1: I hate you, you're a bad friend
kid 2: I'm sorry, lets never fight again.

Mr Terrible by Mr Terrible July 20, 2008

The Terrible Tempered Mr and Mrs Bang

A playful nickname given to our often drunk and disorderly nextdoor neighbors by my jokester father to infuse a little dark humor into a pathetic regular occurrence in my early childhood.

Well, if it isn’t The Terrible Tempered Mr and Mrs Bang!

The Terrible Tempered Mr and Mrs Bang by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2023