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mr pisani 

a very creepy VAMPIRE guy who loves panini and sucks the blood of middle school children. he has very dark eyes that will erase your soul
did you hear of the new sub mr pisani? people say he's a vampire..
mr pisani by dannygreff March 1, 2020
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chinese cat on street cat feeders
other names: Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl, Mr. Jerk, Mr. Pee, Liquid Fresh
Person: I love Mr piss!
Person2: Mr Fresh is better!
Mr Piss by 22222222SSA July 14, 2024

Mr. Pissy Pants 

When a grown man has many temper tantrums over stupid insignificant situations such as someone not sharing a burrito with him. There names are usually michael. They have an urge to hit thinks such as lockers, walls or females. Their tantrums usually last for about 30 min to a day. They are lame. And if want them to get over it, then option 1: leave them alone, option 2: call them mr. pissy pants in a cookie monster voice. Or just leave them alone or deal with the beatings, and expect bruises.
mr pissy pants: can i have some of your burrito
other person: no
Mr pissy pants: *blank angry look
other person: AWWWW MR. PISSY PANTS!!!! hahahah
Mr. Pissy Pants by Yiv January 11, 2010

mrpissair 

a tiktoker whos content is about piss nukes and piss related content
Yo bro did you see the new mrpissair video?

Yea dude I just made a piss missle!
mrpissair by mrpissair November 22, 2024
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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