Mr Dirty

The cousin of Mr. Clean. Instead of cleaning everything, he prefers to make everything dirty.

Mark: Did you know Mr. Clean has a cousin?
Billy Bob: No. What's his name?
Mark: Mr Dirty.

by Vaxen August 19, 2014

Mr. Clean's Dirty Secret

He has a foreigner cleaning his house.

His smug smile and white eyebrows give it all away - Mr. Clean's dirty secret arrives every Tuesday and Saturday and cleans his house with Shamwow.

by daltonjfk December 17, 2019

dirty mr wells

a dirty mr wells is a bad teacher who wants to fuck all his students

' i don't like the dirty mr wells'.

by k cornwall August 24, 2020

Dirty Mr. Krabs

the sexual act of shoving dollar bills into a girls asshole with a crab claw.

Dude i gave jenny a Dirty Mr. Krabs last night

by HitlerTheCrossingGuard December 14, 2014

dirty mr jauw

A sexy half Asian teacher who’s really fucking sexy

A sexy dirty mr jauw

by Hdhehbdhd April 12, 2020

Dirty Mr. Musband

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Mr. Musband is performed by using the erect penis or finger to wipe one's own ejaculated seamen, retrieved from within the crack of the ass of the Kocho (preferred directly from the bunghole itself), onto the upper lip of the Kocho. Ejaculate may also be applied directly to the eyelids.

He gathered a frothy lump of man-expulsion from her ass hole and smeared it gleefully across her upper lip. She immediately replied, "Dirty Mr. Musband!"

by Ludwigofid September 17, 2014

Dirty Mrs Claus

A Christmas-themed pegging. Dirty Mrs Claus is when she gets the opportunity to go up Santa’s chimney to simultaneously celebrate the season and take down the patriarchy all year.

This Christmas, I am hoping my husband will accept a Dirty Mrs Claus to help me relieve some stress from this Christmas.

by JMNS December 22, 2023