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dirty mr wells 

a dirty mr wells is a bad teacher who wants to fuck all his students
dirty mr wells by k cornwall August 24, 2020

Dirty Mr. Krabs 

the sexual act of shoving dollar bills into a girls asshole with a crab claw.
Dude i gave jenny a Dirty Mr. Krabs last night

dirty mr jauw 

A sexy half Asian teacher who’s really fucking sexy
A sexy dirty mr jauw
dirty mr jauw by Hdhehbdhd April 12, 2020

Dirty Mr. Musband 

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Mr. Musband is performed by using the erect penis or finger to wipe one's own ejaculated seamen, retrieved from within the crack of the ass of the Kocho (preferred directly from the bunghole itself), onto the upper lip of the Kocho. Ejaculate may also be applied directly to the eyelids.
He gathered a frothy lump of man-expulsion from her ass hole and smeared it gleefully across her upper lip. She immediately replied, "Dirty Mr. Musband!"
Dirty Mr. Musband by Ludwigofid September 17, 2014

Dirty Mr Tarr 

THE ACT OF GOING TO AN ORPHANAGE, ROUNDING UP CHILDREN, TAKING THE POO AND BELENDING IT UP > THEN THEY GIVE U A BLOWJOB AND U MIX IN THE CUM. FINALLY IT LOOKS LIKE A CHOCOLATE SMOOTHIE YOU GIVE UR UNCLE
I AM CHINESE LOL MR TARR DIRTY MR TARR
Dirty Mr Tarr by LOL MR TARR June 8, 2022

Mr. Clean's Dirty Secret 

He has a foreigner cleaning his house.
His smug smile and white eyebrows give it all away - Mr. Clean's dirty secret arrives every Tuesday and Saturday and cleans his house with Shamwow.
Mr. Clean's Dirty Secret by daltonjfk December 17, 2019
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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