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dirty mr wells
dirty mr wells by k cornwall August 24, 2020
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Dirty Mr. Krabs
Dirty Mr. Krabs by HitlerTheCrossingGuard December 14, 2014
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dirty mr jauw by Hdhehbdhd April 12, 2020
Dirty Mr. Musband
Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Mr. Musband is performed by using the erect penis or finger to wipe one's own ejaculated seamen, retrieved from within the crack of the ass of the Kocho (preferred directly from the bunghole itself), onto the upper lip of the Kocho. Ejaculate may also be applied directly to the eyelids.
He gathered a frothy lump of man-expulsion from her ass hole and smeared it gleefully across her upper lip. She immediately replied, "Dirty Mr. Musband!"
Dirty Mr. Musband by Ludwigofid September 17, 2014
Dirty Mr Tarr
THE ACT OF GOING TO AN ORPHANAGE, ROUNDING UP CHILDREN, TAKING THE POO AND BELENDING IT UP > THEN THEY GIVE U A BLOWJOB AND U MIX IN THE CUM. FINALLY IT LOOKS LIKE A CHOCOLATE SMOOTHIE YOU GIVE UR UNCLE
Dirty Mr Tarr by LOL MR TARR June 8, 2022
Mr. Clean's Dirty Secret
His smug smile and white eyebrows give it all away - Mr. Clean's dirty secret arrives every Tuesday and Saturday and cleans his house with Shamwow.
Mr. Clean's Dirty Secret by daltonjfk December 17, 2019
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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