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Cross between a mollusk and an oyster. (Informal Portmanteau)
The moyster would be very delicious... if it existed.
Moyster by mollusca October 23, 2011
Words you can keep
A female who’s vagina is moist but also contains a fishy scent, such as an oyster.
Tim: “I heard you went down on Jenny last night. How was it?”
Forest: “Fucking nasty man. She’s a moyster.”
Moyster by Hornyhothoe January 11, 2020
When a man cums in his hand and feeds it to a woman. She eats it like an oyster. Short for Man Oyster
Every woman she try a moyster!
Moyster by Skippy Whitlock June 29, 2010
a gaping wet man asshole waiting to be pounded, always hungry for more, short for Man Oyster
Oh God, my moyster is so hungry for cock right now.
Moyster by B'Jeff August 25, 2022

moyster crackers

I ate the shit out of Laura Sanderson’s moyster crackers
moyster crackers by @laurasmith January 10, 2018

Mud Monster 

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters.”
“Man that was such a mud monster moment
Mud Monster by MudMonster October 3, 2021

monster fucker

Better known as tetraphilia people who are monster tickets and people who are sexually and romantically attracted to monsters/ inhuman creatures
There are only two types of people monster fuckers and cowards

After watching the shape of water in a monster fucker
monster fucker by milkytea May 7, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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