Moyster

Cross between a mollusk and an oyster. (Informal Portmanteau)

The moyster would be very delicious... if it existed.

by mollusca October 23, 2011

Moyster

A female who’s vagina is moist but also contains a fishy scent, such as an oyster.

Tim: “I heard you went down on Jenny last night. How was it?”
Forest: “Fucking nasty man. She’s a moyster.”

by Hornyhothoe January 11, 2020

Moyster

When a man cums in his hand and feeds it to a woman. She eats it like an oyster. Short for Man Oyster

Every woman she try a moyster!

by Skippy Whitlock June 29, 2010

moyster crackers

To eat ass with crackers

I ate the shit out of Laura Sanderson’s moyster crackers

by @laurasmith January 10, 2018

Moyster

a gaping wet man asshole waiting to be pounded, always hungry for more, short for Man Oyster

Oh God, my moyster is so hungry for cock right now.

by B'Jeff August 25, 2022