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mowing my lawn 

to attempt to pick up someone else's girlfriend / interest.
Hey James, look at that guy, he's mowing my lawn.
mowing my lawn by the urbanizer December 4, 2003

Lawn Mowing 

A task of pure evil brought on by the spring and summer months, and subsequent rain and sun in these periods of time. The task robs humans of precious time in these seasons and is a real pain in the ass. Problems with lawn mowing equipment, such as mower not running,being out of gas,out of oil,and weed eater broken are just some of the fun times and great stuff in store for all to enjoy.
Lawn Mowing by TV CAR April 8, 2010

mowing the lawn

When one shaves off all of his or her pubic hairs.
Kaytee: Hey Bria! Guess what? I mowed my lawn today!

Bria: Too much info..
mowing the lawn by Kaytee August 7, 2004

lawn mowing shoes 

Those special pair of shoes that you wear specifically for mowing your lawn. This is usually done to prevent your nice shoes from turning green. Lawn mowing shoes are usually a year or two old and are absolute shit.
Tom: "Better break out the lawn mowing shoes- lawn's getting bad again."
lawn mowing shoes by ObsidianTower October 17, 2012

Lawn Mowing 

When you shave your pubes for the first time in a long time.
I was late because I mowed my lawn (lawn mowing) this morning.

mowing your lawn 

attempting to pick up someone else's girlfriend/interest, used in the third party state.
Jesse, look at that guy, he's mowing your lawn!
mowing your lawn by the urbanizer December 4, 2003