Mouth pre 

(adj.) Drool hanging from a dog's mouth. Specifically one salivating over the smells or sight of an upcoming treat.

Frank the dog gets so excited when I'm chopping carrots he starts mouth pre-ing all over the kitchen.

Mouth pre by Paylay March 14, 2022

mouth present 

A tasty treat for your mouth.

I bought you a mouth present (sandwich).

mouth present by reverend megaton July 9, 2010

Mouth present 

A sexual present that is given orally (mouth) that is most likely given from a female who blows (sucks on) a male's penis until he ejaculates sperm.

Girl talking to guy: Hey sweetie want a special mouth present for your birthday? Guy's response: Sure that sounds really nice.

Mouth present by Myserious Miket O_o December 31, 2010

mouth pregnant

life, uh... finds a way.

The way Amanda slurped you knew it was bound to happen somehow. She got mouth pregnant.

mouth pregnant by Somatic May 20, 2015

Pre-Tax-Month

The Month of January where uneducated people take out loans against their tax returns and live like kings for 2 weeks before being broke again.

Kid: "Mommy, after we buy all of these energy drinks with our food stamps, can we get a new TV?"
Mom: "of course, its Pre-Tax-Month, we'll get 2 of them!"

Pre-Tax-Month by Peanutbutter1 January 5, 2014

you gotta pretty mouth 

An expression in which to call someone out. To state you would like to fill his/her orifice with tube steak.

Boy you gotta pretty mouth, come over here and do some praying!

you gotta pretty mouth by Jenrette J September 19, 2009

pretty mouth 

Means the person saying it wants to rape your mouth.

He girlie, you got a pretty mouth

pretty mouth by Hellz ya May 8, 2008