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mouth present 

A tasty treat for your mouth.
I bought you a mouth present (sandwich).

Mouth present 

A sexual present that is given orally (mouth) that is most likely given from a female who blows (sucks on) a male's penis until he ejaculates sperm.
Girl talking to guy: Hey sweetie want a special mouth present for your birthday? Guy's response: Sure that sounds really nice.
Mouth present by Myserious Miket O_o December 31, 2010

mouth pregnant

life, uh... finds a way.
The way Amanda slurped you knew it was bound to happen somehow. She got mouth pregnant.
mouth pregnant by Somatic May 20, 2015

Pre-Tax-Month

The Month of January where uneducated people take out loans against their tax returns and live like kings for 2 weeks before being broke again.
Kid: "Mommy, after we buy all of these energy drinks with our food stamps, can we get a new TV?"
Mom: "of course, its Pre-Tax-Month, we'll get 2 of them!"
Pre-Tax-Month by Peanutbutter1 January 5, 2014

you gotta pretty mouth 

An expression in which to call someone out. To state you would like to fill his/her orifice with tube steak.
Boy you gotta pretty mouth, come over here and do some praying!
you gotta pretty mouth by Jenrette J September 19, 2009

pretty mouth 

Means the person saying it wants to rape your mouth.
He girlie, you got a pretty mouth
pretty mouth by Hellz ya May 8, 2008
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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