A wad of chewed up chewing tobacco that has been spat out on the ground such that it looks like a dog turd. These are most frequently seen around golf courses and people will declare that someone has not cleaned up after their dog when upon closer examination it is determined that it is in fact a mouth turd.
Golfer 1: Dude watch out, don't step in that dog crap !! I can't stand it when people don't clean up after their dog !
Golfer 2: Relax man ! It's just a mouth turd.
Golfer 2: Relax man ! It's just a mouth turd.
by oibeachnc June 15, 2009
When an intoxicated individual consumes too much food, and then begins to secrete a turd-like substance out the mouth, resulting in a turd shaped vomit. It is often found leaving serious skid marks
by bighorse123 February 6, 2011
A guy who thinks that taking selfies of himself sucking on a big round brown thing will impress his friends.
by Wordsmithstonian April 15, 2021