mouthturbate

When one speaks out loud but the content of what is being said is either innacurate, irritating, or does not pertain to anyone who is listening.

I decided not to attend the Tea Party rally because the thought of listening to Sarah Palin mouthturbate for an hour was just too unpleasant.

by nikastro October 21, 2010

mouthturbation

Euphemism for auto-fellatio

I'm so bendy, I can even bend over and engage in mouthturbation

by EvilMar July 20, 2011

Mouthturbate

Using someone's mouth insted of your hand to get off. Ignoring or not caring about anything but your own pleasure. See also blowjob.

I got my girlfriend mouthturbate me while I watched this new porno I rented. Hands free jacking off.

by milkloverxxx April 13, 2011