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When one speaks out loud but the content of what is being said is either innacurate, irritating, or does not pertain to anyone who is listening.

I decided not to attend the Tea Party rally because the thought of listening to Sarah Palin mouthturbate for an hour was just too unpleasant.

mouthturbate by nikastro October 21, 2010

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Mouthturbate

Using someone's mouth insted of your hand to get off. Ignoring or not caring about anything but your own pleasure. See also blowjob.

I got my girlfriend mouthturbate me while I watched this new porno I rented. Hands free jacking off.

Mouthturbate by milkloverxxx April 13, 2011

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mathturbate

Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for IB) that is so EXCITING that you feel sexually stimulated in the process and have an orgasm once you're done.

Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...

Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.

Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.

mathturbate by aredotwice January 6, 2008

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Moshturbate

to masturbate whilst moshing

johny saw a hot chick at the show and got off while he was moshing; johnys friends got him on camera moshturbating and put it on youtube

and just because it wont let me submit this without using the specific spelling of the word, Moshturbate

Moshturbate by an anonomous citizen March 30, 2008

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Mouthterbating

Slang for autofellatio, or when you masturbate with your own mouth.

Last night I was mouthterbating. My mouth still tastes salty!

Mouthterbating by Mouthterbating August 30, 2014

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Mousturbate

1) To click one's mouse furiously.

2)To rub one's "self" with a mouse(computer).

Dude, john straight mousturbated with your comp.

Mousturbate by Ahnakel F. Mjuf December 28, 2005

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mouthturbation

Euphemism for auto-fellatio

I'm so bendy, I can even bend over and engage in mouthturbation

mouthturbation by EvilMar July 20, 2011

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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