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mickey mouse dat ass 

The act of sticking your thumb in her ass making her make that “huh ohhh” sound
Keisha ass was too fat had to Mickey Mouse dat ass
VERB: To persist in frequent and demanding follow-up, as frequently with software project management, and in such a way as to create acute and gnawing pain in the ass. Not as insistent as badgering.
I will ass mouse you until you can't take it any more and do what you said you were going to do.
ass mouse by leschaps June 15, 2009
A prototype yo-yo once used as entertainment during the civil war, but now donated to most poor as hell schools in the united states.
"Dude1: Hurry your slow ass up! Click that link! You can win the game!"

Dude2: Shut the hell up, i can't do anything with this ass mouse!!"
ass mouse by Guitartang December 19, 2008

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay 

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?