Mouse back 

A frozen mouse in a glass of milk, drank on the side with scotch and tomato juice, jeffery dahmer’s specialty cocktail.

Darwin was sick from the mouse back, but he knew he had to finish it, for it was dahmer’s favorite, for the homies he said. And then passed away.

Mouse back by Ebutta December 2, 2022

Backseat Mouse 

Like backseat driving , telling somewhere what to do and how to do it while on the computer. Can be very annoying.

Chris: And you're gonna click over there, then-No no no! Click right there!!

Paul: Man, stop backseat mousing me, I know what to do.

Lindsay: John is so controlling!

Bill: We all know it, whenever I'm on the computer, he backseat mouses me all the time, he needs to chill!

Backseat Mouse by NeoHippie August 13, 2010

Mooseback 

A slur used to describe a Canadian illegally crossing the American border.

We don’t want no moosebacks in our country! They’re taking out jerbs.

Mooseback by IcyOtter January 8, 2023

mouseback

Piggybacking, like Humans on top of humans, but with horses. A horse riding a horse. Mouseback.

I would've never believed that our new horse learned how to mouseback. It looks so difficult, yet, funny!

mouseback by TheSoulEclectic July 11, 2026

mousebank keyboard slam

When you slam your keyboard to make a word out of random letters, often used after someone said something fucking stupid.

Person 1: (Bad Pun)

Person 2 (does the Mousebank Keyboard Slam): LASDFSKHGJKAHDLJFKHSLKFJ;ALKGD

mousebank keyboard slam by Lipton Geschmack Peach Ice Tea July 31, 2017