Mouse Fuck

The act of letting a mouse crawl up your ass, stimulating it. Mostly gay men/ lonely gay men do this.

Gay Man: Oh man! Last night, I got this killer mouse fuck. It really stimulated my rectum and prostate!

by A Lamer January 21, 2008

mouse fuck

Through ignorance or incompetance, putting your job on someone else's shoulders.

Dude, I just got a call from someone who was talking to Mr. X, and he didn't fix the problem. Now they're bugging me about it. He mousefucked me on this one.

by El Duce February 23, 2004

mouse fuck

To screw one over or take advantage of someone in a subtle (and usually very quick) manner.

"I was changing lanes and that little punk mousefucked me (cut me off)"

by Arcadian August 25, 2003

logitech mouse fucked

is when a person disasembles a logitech mouse and takes the motherboard and puts it up someones ass while it cuts up the inside.

dam i got logitech mouse fucked yesterday

by minecraft bruv October 05, 2019

Mickey Mouse fucked up by his daughter

When a hip-hop/rap song is performed by a male is sped up to times 1.3. (Shortened to MMFUBD - Muh-fuh-bid)

I was bored, so I listened to 'Lil Wayne in MMFUBD (Mickey Mouse fucked up by his daughter) mode.

by lover of cum January 16, 2009

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 17, 2022