Urban Dictionary: Definitions by sarcasticjew

Twatopottomus

One who is fat, resembling a hippopotamus, and also a twat. Can be used in place of Fat Bitch by individuals that enjoy a more creative insult.

Jennifer just ran down a group of children with her mobility scooter to get to the last box of Twinkies at the Wal-Mart. What a twatopottomus!

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To move something forcefully, generally with a pelvic thrusting motion and grunting sound effects.

I moose fucked my dresser dresser from one side of the room to the other.

I helped Nick moose fuck his desk across the room.

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Verb: To Shamoo
To unintentionally move something with great force.

A.J. walked into class and knocked over like 4 desks. He be shamooing.

He be shamooing all over town.

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