First ring suburb of Seattle. Was once a cool place, filled with friendly and gracious rednecks who lived authentically and didn't give a shit about what others think of them. Now it's full of
suburban trash. Girls are airheads, wear juicy couture and uggs because they think that's what rich girls wear, and become obese by the time they're 20. Guys are pathetic wanna be gangsters. Everyone knows the name of every
Jersey Shore cast member but can't name a frigging
Supreme Court Justice. Everyone is trying to quit smoking.
Many people in this city are obese because they eat teriyaki once a week, hamburger 3 times a week, pizza 12 times a week, and ice cream after dinner 17 times a week. Every shopping plaza has a smoke shop, teriyaki, Gamestop, and a Starbucks.
