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Mount high school 

A place where 93% of all women are pregnant. The football team only wins because the players are used to running away from their child support of the cheerleaders.
1. I had my baby in the mount high school bathroom during homecoming.
2. These mount girls are so rude, atleast I have my daughter.

3. My baby's dad just got a touchdown!
Mount high school by Mount killer January 10, 2016
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Mount Rainier High School 

The football team there never wins; winning a game is like winning the lottery. The administration would cut the Drill team, one of the few things MRHS had to show for but not the good for nothing football team. Now they added a dance team to make up for it which doesn't even do half the justice Drill team deserves. There's barely any attractive people at this school, you're probably better off going after the teachers instead. And for the small 1% that ARE attractive at the school, they have an attitude about everything; with the remainder thirsting over white boys over at Kennedy or Highline. Most of the students are lazy bums who are so sure on doing Running Start as if they'll become millionaires by doing that but won't do anything after that. The preps at this school are the fakest you can get, they act all over involved when in reality they don't give a fuck. It's also evident that some of the teachers that are employed here don't know what they're doing and they were likely on
e of those homeless people on the side of the road begging for change and whoever decided they'd make a good teacher hired them. The assemblies are the worst, sometimes it feels like you're in an improv show that's not entertaining at all. Good luck understanding what most of the speaker is saying, because the speakers in the assembly are SO shitty.
Girl 1: Are you gonna want to register for Mount Rainier High School?
Girl 2: hahaha NO, there's no attractive guys there at all, I want to register for Highline or Kennedy

mount pleasant high school texas 

where all the kids who think they “bad” smoke and fight and claim they get all the hoes. also where marching band is always wildin, and where tiger dolls get their sex tapes leaked. this high school is in northeast texas and is home to crackheads and druggies, but also students filled with tiger pride !
student 1: hey, have you heard about those percussionists who played spin the bottle and one of them had a boyfriend ?
student 2: omg no! but i’m not even surprised , it is mount pleasant high school texas.

Mount Tabor High School 

A school/prison located in Winston-Salem, NC (a city famous for tobacco and donuts). Full of shitty teachers, gangs, drugs, and shit older than the students. Still better than Reagan High School, where you can hunt for your lunch and every day is flannel day.
Mount Tabor High School is pretty much the most boring school ever to exist.

Mount Carmel High School 

A 5 day a week “day-care.” Every “teacher” is a coach while all of the kids are either athletes or fucking lost.
“What did you learn today, son?”

“We learned how to run a football. That’s it.”
“I sure am glad I am paying to send you to Mount Carmel High School! Cheapest day-care around!”

Mount Rainier High School 

MRHS is a large high school in Des Moines, Wa. Everyone living in Des Moines went there. The people at this school are either completely uninvolved stoner slacker Running Start students, or overinvolved preppy kids trying to salvage what little school spirit we have. There are maybe 2 parties per year, both of which are probably thrown by over zealous 5th year seniors. There are a lot of drug dealers, and twice as many snitches. The few good looking girls are complete sluts, like nasty hos, and all of the decent guys only lust after Kennedy girls. Most kids graduate and stay in Des Moines for the rest of their lives, probably working at Wesley Homes or the Gardens. Basically, unless your in "that group", welcome to hell for the next four years. You'll probably graduate being a pill popper with a 1.4. Oh also, we lose every single homecoming game.
Q:Hey are you going to that Mount Rainier High School party?
A:No, they're homos.