Moumitha 

Moumitha is the strangest girl you'll ever meet. She's a professional bad-joke teller and looks beautiful like a stoned sloth mated with an obese beaver. Moumitha will always appear in some form of idiot and is adept in talking your breath away - either from her stench or with her personality, never know which one you'll get.

Legend has it that all Moumithas can be traced back to an ancient human-poo hybrid created by the radioactive droppings left by spiderman. She's always cute and reminds you of the ant you stepped on by accident. One of Her favourite passtimes is having dairy products and atomic bombing public bathrooms with her nuclear shit from her cannon of a butthole.

Guy 1: What happened to this bathroom man
Guy 2: Moumitha happened.

Moumitha by Ittybittycookies January 28, 2019

Moumita

Moumita a smart and beautiful girl that loves to laugh. She's energetic and very fun to be around. At first she's shy but when you get to know her, she's nothing like you would think. Moumita may not be the most popular but people adore her. Some guys are even intimidated by her beauty. She can be very insecure (even though she has no reason to be) and will rely on people to help her gain confidence. She is a loyal and helpful friend. She will always be there for you to help you feel better and solve your problems. Moumita is very trustworthy if you have a strong relationship with her.

I have an Moumita in my life and I love her so much <3

you are the girl of my dreams Moumita

Moumita by isaiahcatlover0 November 21, 2021

Moumita

One of the coolest people you'll meet, and she loves cats

Wow she is so cool, she is such a moumita!

Moumita by Coolpenguin February 7, 2017

Moumita

The best person you will ever meet. She's the sexiest, sassiest, funniest but lacks self-confidence. You'll want her but can't have her. Lives in dream world and is simultaneously married to a lot of fictional characters. Don't get on her bad side she'll destroy you.

Person: " Just look at her! She's soooo amazing!"
Person: "I wish I had a chance at dating Moumita..."
*Both exchange dreamy looks*

Moumita by The_Wonderful.One February 25, 2022

moumita

See penguin. Derived from the expression"moo", the sound a cow makes. See also momo. The cutest kid you'll ever see. Loves purple and sushi. Cannibalistic when approached by penguins. See eat.

Paul: yo i met a cute chick yesterday she wore a penguin hat and her name was moumita
D: was she eating sushi?
Paul: yeh how did u kno????
D: check urbandictionary.com man, it has everyone's profile on it

moumita by MudkipShiz July 18, 2009

momitha 

A blackanese woman that has thick curly hair and brown eyes is really smart and she doesn't like you and usually can't find her husband(Waldo)

Momitha is my stepmom

momitha by I love farts November 27, 2013

Moumita

Moumita a smart and beautiful girl that loves to laugh. She's energetic and very fun to be around. At first she's shy but when you get to know her, she's nothing like you would think. Moumita may not be the most popular but people adore her. Some guys are even intimidated by her beauty. She can be very insecure (even though she has no reason to be) and will rely on people to help her gain confidence. She is a loyal and helpful friend. She will always be there for you to help you feel better and solve your problems. Moumita is very trustworthy if you have a strong relationship with her.

I have an Moumita in my life and I love her so much <3

you are the girl of my dreams Moumita

Moumita by isaiahcatlover0 November 21, 2021