Moulstoning 

Moulstoning is the act of joining in on a joke which is about yourself and in turn, ruining the joke, making it not funny and making it totally lame.

Nick: You are ugly
Harry: Well, soooorry guys my hair straightener was broken and I didn't put on make-up (trying to be funny)
Nick: OH MY GOD!! You're moulstoning

Moulstoning by Roger McCallum November 11, 2011

Moonstoning 

A person who does not understand liberal politics but believes that being radically liberal is hip. Typically, moonstoners write nonsensical messages that appear to sound cool. Originates from message board poster "Mother Moonstone", who would paste ultraleft materials on message boards and, when posting on her own, would post misspelled, nonsensical phrases that would sound cool to the uninitiated.

Robert Plant moonstoned it when he wrote the lyrics to Stairway To Heaven; he did not know what the lyrics meant but knew that the moonstoners would try to ascribe some deep and sensitive meaning to them.

Moonstoning by J. Johnson June 30, 2004

Millstoning 

The administration of death as punishment for a crime without legal sanction.

"Millstoning" is derived from Matthew 18:6;

But whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in Me to sin, it would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck, and he were drowned in the depth of the sea.

Millstoning by NotPieGuy December 2, 2024