Moonstoning

A person who does not understand liberal politics but believes that being radically liberal is hip. Typically, moonstoners write nonsensical messages that appear to sound cool. Originates from message board poster "Mother Moonstone", who would paste ultraleft materials on message boards and, when posting on her own, would post misspelled, nonsensical phrases that would sound cool to the uninitiated.

Robert Plant moonstoned it when he wrote the lyrics to Stairway To Heaven; he did not know what the lyrics meant but knew that the moonstoners would try to ascribe some deep and sensitive meaning to them.

by J. Johnson June 30, 2004

Moulstoning

Moulstoning is the act of joining in on a joke which is about yourself and in turn, ruining the joke, making it not funny and making it totally lame.

Nick: You are ugly
Harry: Well, soooorry guys my hair straightener was broken and I didn't put on make-up (trying to be funny)
Nick: OH MY GOD!! You're moulstoning

by Roger McCallum November 11, 2011

moonshining

To make alcohol illegaly, usually by night.

Bill Bob: "Howdy Joe! We've been moonshining, want some?"
Joe: "OK! I love drinking that alcyhol"
*gulp* *gulp*
Joe: "OH SHIT, MY EYES!!!"

by Daishi January 8, 2004

Monsooning

To monsoon

It's monsooning out there!

Man, we can't go out on the boat today, it's monsooning.

by mattcarey95 June 11, 2011

moongooning

when a high school student puts a paper bag over their head in order to remain anonymous and then proceeds to run into a random classroom, pull their pants off, and point their ass at the whole class and subsequently the teacher, shortly before making their escape.

Did you hear? Mr Ahl's 6th period got moon gooned, no one has claimed responsibility but multiple witnesses say the culprit had a smokin jo's bbq tshirt on. (moongooned being the past tense of moongooning)

by Samir's Shotgun May 16, 2023

Moonshining

A close cousin of mooning, very similar steps however mooner changes when they spread cheeks, revealing their moonshine

“After the tournament I saw my competition, bent over, spread my cheeks and was moonshining that asshole”

by Naddpd August 9, 2019

Monsooning

When you are having a really, really bad day it is not raining on you, it is monsooning on you instead, figuratively speaking of course.

I've had one of those days when everything that could go wrong went wrong and it didn't just rain on me, it was monsooning on me instead.

by Gusto66 January 16, 2021