Mouch potato

Someone that never gets thier ass up from a computer and couch.

Ariella, get a fucking job you mouch potato.

by russianfuck September 26, 2008

mash potato mouth

The action in which one tries to speak and a fully formed sentence is not formed. There are fragments and random words. The person is intently trying to form a sentence and make a point, but the sentence is incomprehensible. There is usually an utter of words and the spew of grunts and/ or the word uhh. This action is usually accompanied by a blank stare or glazed look.

I went to talk to him, but he started mash potato mouthing everywhere. He is real hard to talk to.

by zinna rose January 30, 2012

Potato Mouth

Result of smoking copious amounts of spice, i.e. extremely dry mouth, very limited saliva, and also dry eyeballs in severe cases.

Javier was unable to eat his hot dog because his mouth was completely dry as a result of his potato mouth.

by Smokeyspicey May 24, 2011